One day I was having a rest on the couch and watching Alfie in my periferals when all of a sudden I realised he was walking towards me with sandy pooey hands.

 

I had to quickly shower him because he was COVERED! Unfortunately our little man wasn’t very keen on the shower idea and spent the whole time trying to get out and climb on me. While screaming this blood curdling scream like I was trying to kill him. 

The next step was to put him on my back so that I could clean it off the floor and toys. By the time I got to it, it had dried and crusted to the floor. So I had to really scrub it to get it off while Alfie was squirming on my back.

He had even taken it outside and rubbed it into an ants nest lol