Buddy (Mummy and Daddy) – “Heeey Buddy”

Handsome (Mummy) – “Hello Handsome”

Steven (Mummy and Daddy) – derived from Steven Hawking because Alfie used to lie in his swing all slumped with a droopy sideways mouth (0-6 weeks)

Sprout (Mummy and Daddy) – derived from Alfalfa Sprout (10 weeks onwards)

Sea Calf (Mummy and Daddy) – from the time Alfie was propped up sitting on some blankets and he just dove to the side and face planted the bed. Mummy is the sea cow so Alfie is the sea calf.

Drooly Julie (Mummy and Daddy) – used when Alfie is drooling a lot. 

AlFrasier (Mummy and Daddy) – from about 3 months old, Alfie lost a lot of his hair from the top of his head. He looked like Frasier

Squishington (Mummy and Daddy) – from about 6 months old, we were calling our little man Squishington because he was just so squishy

Alfie Boy (Mummy and Daddy) – from about 8 months old